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Pik-Chahzz Ketchup, the Fourth

It's been a week since I've done one of these, but I've been a tad busy with much more Important Matters (yes, important enough to merit capitalization!)

So, let's get this party started, shall we?

This was inspired by something the Mother Unit said a while back.  I thought she was going to wet herself when she saw it.  Made me damned happy!  It also almost drove me batshit crazy, because my Photoshop skills leave a lot to be desired.  It took me half a day to make it, and it still is pretty bad, despite efforts to the contrary.

There's just a tiny number of people on this planet that get this joke.  This was fuelled by insomnia, online hilarity shared with fellow Joker disciples Jill and Meg, watching the movie Doubt, and watching Toby chew a hole in his Linus blanket, only to stick his head through it to end up looking like a nun.  This all intersected at the absolute perfect time.  Before that night was over, a Facebook group called 'The Doubtfuls' was created, and Toby was our mascot, donning the habit of his alter-ego, Sister Ubiquita.  If you have doubt about any of this, you would be perfect for our convent.

What's to be said?  It's a Leptocephalus (a bebbeh eel in its larval stage), and it obviously doesn't trust your supposedly good intentions.

Two of my favourite individuals.
I wonder if Giorgio could ever come between Scully and Mulder.
We'll probably never know.

Ever since Tarder Sauce became my spirit animal, this has been my go-to Valentine's Day card that I've never sent to anyone.
Happy early Valentine's Day.

The Mother Unit took this picture of me at Joe's Crab Shack as I eyeballed the most terrifying mixed drink ever.  Called the Category 5 Hurricane, it is so large and so alcoholic, they only allow you to have two.

Speaks for itself, really.

One of my many moments of hating on Joss Whedon and trolling his overly-eager and easily-impressed cult following.  It's a hobby.  If you're unhappy with my fine creation, please see the picture above.  Muahaha!

No denying that Scully is a badass.

But the biggest badass of all time, trumping even Darth Maul, is this gentleman right here.  I can't help but hang on every word that flies out of this brilliant man's mouth.

Okay, freaks, there will be more to come!
You are a silly person.

And the drink picture is priceless. Especially since it looks like there's a guy in tie-dye erupting out of it. ;-)