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Fucking Church Peddlers

Matt's Jehovah's Witness pal came calling today. I was the one who answered the door.

"Hi, is Matt here?"

"No."

"Is he okay?"

"He's at his parents' house."

"Oh, are they okay?"

"Yes."

"That's in University, right?"

"I have no idea, I'm new to this area."

"Oh, okay. Well, please tell him Roy was here."

"Yeah."

SLAM.

Matt asked that I be polite to these people if I happened to answer the door. I told the Mother Unit that I was as polite as I could be, to please let Matt know that.

They show up every fucking weekend. I'm going to ask Matt why he doesn't just go to church, instead of having a stupidity fest in the front yard at MY WINDOW every fucking weekend. Take that shit elsewhere. It's not needed, wanted, or welcome in my circle of being. He could always just bring them into the house, but I doubt he wants his religious pals to see the state of the house. Cleanliness is, after all, next to godliness, or so they say. He probably doesn't want his buddies to see how godly he really is.
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They came to our door today too. For different reasons, since theirs was more of a come-join-our-cult call over here. But still, I find that interesting seeing your post. Coast to coast JWs! There was a flock of them over here going around to the all the apartments in our complex. We didn't answer our door, as my mother refuses to have a conversation with them if she can avoid it. Smart, but shocking coming from her, since she likes to try and convert everyone herself to her own religion.
When they show up, tell them Matt ran away because there were demons calling to him from the kitchen. Then show them the kitchen.

I don't know if that will solve the problem, but it will certainly be amusing. >;-)
That's a wonderful idea. I hope to implement it someday. Sadly he came back about an hour ago, after spending two weeks watching his folks' dog whilst they were on vacation. I'm sure he'll be all over the door come Saturday.