"...dresses like an idiot, just like the modern clown. And, like the modern clown, the mantis crab has a psychopathic killing instinct."

I object on behalf of all clowns (with one glaring exception) everywhere.
LOL, well, I have coulraphobia, with one glaring exception, so I agree with Ze on this. Besides, how can you object to the white Morgan Freeman? Listen to that voice!