Farce

Gun, Part Two

I forgot to write earlier that Diane is interested in buying the gun, because she and Bobby are having some problems and there is a chance that she may end up living by herself. She's a tad afraid of doing this without protection, which is the only reason Aunt Tudi had a gun in the first place, as a protective measure for our always completely female household.

I told her I would absolutely sell it to her despite my living by myself. There are two reasons for this, which I told her:

  1. It would permanently keep the weapon away from me and probably ensure her protection in the event of a crime against her and her home.

  2. If someone robbed my house while I was there or came intending harm to me, not having the gun may well end up in my being killed, which would be a blessing. I'd thank the criminal for doing me the favour.


So, yeah, it would be a win-win situation.
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Actually, I have a feeling that if any criminal was stupid enough to break into your house, you'd crush his skull like Hummel figurine. Uninvited guests are just so damned annoying!